Portal Kicks by Jared Sellers
All the other kids with Aperture Kicks, you better run, better run, outrun my Portal Gun.
(via: kotaku)
i had to repost this for my portal friends dilly and pickles. how awesome are these shoes??
i want lol
Sticky notes and an empty glass bottle.
I’m fucked.Coins and my phone, fuk my laif bruah
a pair of boxers and a small knife
i might be ok?A letter from the school giving me permission to not do my Welsh exam and a tin of Vaseline?
my speakers. I recently cleared everything off my desk.
fuck.
a phone and mac ‘n cheese… hmmmmmmm
My guitar and cup of noodles..
SOME SCOTT PILGRIM SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN.my mouse and a small tool set…
pizza box and empty beer bottles.. this is gonna end badly…
My phone and TV remote im screwed
“It was the year 1892.”
“I don’t want to be a man”
“They did not sing or tell stories that day, even though the weather improved; nor the next day, or the day after that.”
“You have no other choice. You are going in.”
“There was silence for a minute.”
…
Right.
Thanks for that, Alice in Wonderland.
“Everyone watching knew it was over.”
………………
……
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Oh
“When another driver starts to pass, stay to the right and do not speed up until the other driver has passed.”
derp
“Seizing towns subject to Aztec rule, Cortes enlisted Native American support against their hated overlords.”
Fuck yeah.
“The frog people, thousands and thousands of them, streamed out into a square beside the mud dribble castle.”
Dafuq…?
“Your set of Berry Pots lets you plant Berries so you can harvest more of them.”
ummm okay?
“There,” he said, holding the imaginary grenade up in the air for them all to see it, ‘you see i was right - this grenade is just as solid as my fist…’
(Source: loveclaire)
I really can’t wait till i get a pug when i move to florida!! OMG so fucking cute!
(Source: itsromanandmarthaa)
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